Prevention
Your weekend brunch may be disrupted by a turkey bacon recall recently announced by the United States Department of Agriculture’s (USDA) Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS). The agency and Kraft Heinz Food Company have recalled approximately 367,812 pounds of fully cooked turkey bacon products that may be contaminated with the bacterium Listeria monocytogenes. More
It’s not Bacon!
Bacon is made of pork.
I found out in no uncertain terms never ever to buy turkey bacon again when I took care of my parents in their last year of life. I was trying to save them money, but my dad wasn’t happy with that. He called turkey bacon fakeon and from then on it was real bacon every time. At 87 years of age and eating real bacon all his life and not having killed him it was real bacon or nothing.
Yea well, Turkey anything still tastes like Turkey. Pasadena.
Dang – I just bought Oscar Mayer bacon last week. Usually I buy Kroger brand.
But I buy bacon bacon. 🙂
TURKEY BACON is RETARDED.
SOY BACON is COMMIE!
Turkey bacon is an oxymoron.
All style manuals should mandate this form: turkey “bacon”.
Bacon is not bacon anymore. Look up the poisons they put in it now… If not getting from local farmer or the Amish, H#LL NO
And I love real bacon but this is treasonous as anything else they have ruined
Turkey bacon, Chicken Sausage are all the work of satanist and communist community activist and should be avoided like the plague. Just saying
An anagram of ‘turkey bacon’ is YUK CAT BONER.
It’s a toss-up which is more accurate;
Turkey bacon or
Obama’s the most transparent administration ever
I cook Columbus Turkey Bacon in Coconut Oil and I really like it.
Turky bacon is an abomination, just like chicken hotdogs.
I have eaten turkey bacon, but overall I don’t care for it.
There’s a weird sweetness to it. As for hot dogs, I despise the beef/pork/chicken types. Same sweet taste.
The only way to eat actual turkey is deep fried. Deeeeep.
“I have eaten turkey bacon, but overall I don’t care for it.”
Honestly, that shit tastes like burnt turkey feathers. Stop and think about it. We go to great lengths trying to make Turkey palatable for two holidays. Worst meat ever. It’s like vanilla ice cream mixed with 80% cardboard.
@Brad,
Try Cajun seasoning. Fried Cajun Turkey is edible.
I actually used to hunt Turkey when I lived in Kali. We had about 75 of them on the family ranch. I used to use a .410 full choke with a heavier shot. One thing I did learn… Don’t wake them up. I traipsed off into the forest one morning before dawn, and found the flock up in the fir trees… You don’t want to know what the first thing the do when they wake up… You don’t want to be under them!
KR
The only good part of a Turkey are thighs. They are pretty damn good. I like to smoke then for 2-3 hours and serve them over fettuccine Alfredo. That’s awesome good!
Let’s face it.
Itz just Tranny Turkey masquerading as bacon!
Fuk that!
“Burnt Turkey Feathers”
BRAD, You have a GIFT Distilling Shit down to the essence of the Problem.
Cheers!