NYPost
A dangerous mental patient who believed he was the “King and Queen of Ireland” was recaptured after a violent escape from an Orange County hospital earlier in the week.
Christopher Morgan was nabbed about 20 miles from the Garnet Health Medical Center in Middletown, when an eagle-eyed onlooker spotted him Friday outside a Port Jervis gas station around 9 a.m., the New York State Police said.
Authorities received a slew of tips from worried locals after Morgan made his dash for freedom Thursday afternoon — which happened to be his 40th birthday, according to court documents. more
Will they be running for GOVERNOR of NEW YORK? SOUNDS LIKE HE/SHE is more than qualified!
Will they be running for GOVERNOR of NEW YORK? SOUNDS LIKE HE/SHE is more than qualified!
So we DO have psych wards then!
Methinks we need to build about 1,000 more of them… for a good start!
Man. What’s his and her problem???
Does Ireland even have a king and queen? Or is this looney toon just plain bat shit crazy.
…Ive taken Jesus and God (same dude, different nights) to the psych ward, so a mere King and Queen is no great shakes…
…well, there was this demented pedophile that called himself president and they didnt do anything about THAT for four years, so shoulda just let him go back to Ireland and be the Muslim’s problem…
Was there a full moon out when this nut escaped?
“ Man. What’s his and her problem???”
Ur killing me. Perfect
…there was a story once about a pychiatric patient that sexually assaulted a nurse and then escaped, which a local paper sensationalized with the banner headline “NUT SCREWS AND BOLTS”
I knew a guy from Occoee Florida (believe it or not) that not only thought he was the greatest martial artist on earth but also that he was descended from the king of Ireland. He liked to write nasty letters to strangers.
Intentionally, I didn’t know him well.
CT Ginger
Sunday, 18 May 2025, 21:05 at 9:05 pm
“I knew a guy from Occoee Florida (believe it or not) that not only thought he was the greatest martial artist on earth but also that he was descended from the king of Ireland.”
…Ive never known an Irishman or a Scotsman to claim ancestory below a prince, so no surprise there…apparently “We Wuz Kaings” actually got its start on the Auld Sod and was culturally appropriated from Celts…
CT Ginger
I met that guy in 1979 at a house party. he just got through beating up some nerd. I explained to him what a pussy he was. He says something to the effect, is that right, and turns to walk away. Cept his head ain’t turning. It’s sizing up where my head is. When he hit 180 and had to take eyes off I took a giant step to my left, and that big swinging round house kick wasn’t even in the same zip code. I knocked his ass out with a left jab. Never even had to drop the Corona in my right hand. Ahh I miss the old days. Getting old sucks.
Knowing how happy Rosie O’Donnell is, he/she/it will fit in nicely at Ireland. [Sorry to my Irish relatives]